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Christopher Pyne in Secret Late Night Alcohol-Fuelled Rendevous with Gay Sex Harrassment Accuser!

May 1, 2012

  • Christopher Pyne admits lurid late night drinking session with gay sex accuser!
  • Pyne asked for Ashby’s phone number!
  • It’s all a disgusting sordid mess!

***A startling new Farnham Report Special Sex Exclusive Investigation Probe!***

Stunning new reports reveal that Coalition Frontbencher Christopher Pyne spent almost two hours drinking and “shooting the breeze” with James Ashby in a late night alcohol- fuelled drinking session.

The flamboyant Manager for Opposition Business has long faced speculation over his sexual orientation and has been the subject of rumours that he enrolled in voice-coaching lessons in a desperate effort to “butch up” a bit.

The Farnham Report can reveal that just four weeks before openly gay Mr Ashby launched a civil case against his boss Peter Slipper alleging sexual harrasment, Mr Pyne and Mr Ashby met late on the evening of March 19 and enjoyed drinks together for some two hours in Mr Slipper’s office.

When Mr Slipper returned to his office, Mr Pyne promptly left.

Our sources confirm that Mr Pyne rang back later the same evening to request Mr Ashby’s mobile phone number.

Mr Pyne confirms the meeting took place but says he can “not remember” asking for Mr Ashby’s mobile number.

“I don’t remember ever having asked for Mr Ashby’s number,” he said.

“I have met Mr Ashby on three occasions, and I have never had any need to phone him.”

He might not have the “need,” but perhaps he has the “desire.”

Nevertheless, Mr Pyne continues to deny he had any prior knowledge of the claims Mr Ashby made in the Federal Court documents or that he had ever had a discussion with the staffer over his concerns about Mr Slipper.

A source close to Mr Slipper’s office told the National Times that, during the evening of March 19, Mr Ashby revealed personal details to Mr Pyne, a claim Mr Pyne strenuously denies.

“I have nothing to hide,” Mr Pyne said. “I was simply passing the time of day. We had a beer and a political discussion.”

Mr Pyne said that it was not unusual for him to socialise with Mr Slipper’s staff in the Speaker’s absence.

On Sunday, Mr Pyne told Sky News that the first knowledge he had of Mr Ashby’s Federal Court action was when he read about it in the News Ltd press the previous Saturday.

Mr Pyne repeated he had never discussed with the staffer the allegations of the misuse of Cabcharge dockets, nor the sexual harassment claims made in the Federal Court civil case.

Asked on the ABC’s 7.30 last week if there was evidence to suggest Mr Ashby had received help from the Coalition in preparing his Federal Court claim, Opposition Leader Tony Abbott replied:

“Not that I’m aware of.”

 

 

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47 Comments leave one →
  1. el gordo permalink
    May 1, 2012 3:22 pm

    The whole business is a sordid disgrace!

  2. May 2, 2012 12:58 am

    And now, Like Sands Through The Hourglass…

  3. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 2, 2012 10:49 am

    This site just promotes homophobia. It’s a disgrace.

  4. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 2, 2012 11:18 am

    Christopher Pyne,
    Passing some time
    With the desirable Mr Ashby.
    A beer and a Chat:
    “Can I have your number with that
    And please, won’t you please pash me?

    I’m younger than Slipper
    And charming and chipper
    A fine catch for you, Mr Ashby.
    So let’s make a deal
    I promise not to squeal
    Just tell me how much will the cash be?”

  5. May 2, 2012 11:27 am

    That’s very clever SB… 🙂

  6. May 2, 2012 12:00 pm

    I too have a poem:

    There once was a fellow from Kent
    Whose cock was incredibly bent.
    To save any trouble,
    He’d stick it in double,
    And instead of cumming . . . he went.

  7. Meta permalink
    May 2, 2012 12:15 pm

    (Speaking of whirrrdings, I still think I almost preferred the more conservative Latin; or, “carbon tax cum emissions trading scheme”.)

  8. JAWS permalink
    May 2, 2012 1:35 pm

    I don’t know if Pyne is gay or not and frankly I don’t really care. But if he is then this is starting to look like the ALP is using it against him almost to the brink of “outing” him.

    Any number of people probably had a beer with Ashby after Pyne met with him. Will the ALP question them as well ?

  9. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 2, 2012 1:36 pm

    All this versifying reminded me of a poem a friend wrote back in the 80s. I am pretty sure he is not referring to Rev. Slipper’s church, or any church he may have been Rector of:

    The mincing queen has been confessed and blessed
    and kneels to hear the organ pump and grind
    to watch incense flayed behind, and groan,
    through wet pursed lips, at surfie choir boys,
    who make medieval music noise, and moan.
    He has a quite hard, quiet faith when pressed.

    Slipping in the back door comes the Rector
    – a father who is mother to them all.
    He likes to rub and wash their feet and stare,
    entranced, in his cassock, without underwear.
    He names them, trains them, calls them girls, and holds
    there is a transcendental dignity in faith.

    Up front the high church deacon fingers, the long
    red robes of drag queen bliss. Here where stain glass
    Hollywood still lingers, he swoons to kiss
    the Rector’s ring, and sways and flaps his arm,
    and thoughtful, knows his god with steady calm.
    He would just die before denying this.

    The hunky bell boy holds, the bell rope hard
    between his thighs, and dreams of Paradise.

  10. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 2, 2012 1:41 pm

    Finally, a thread with poetry! Culture at last.

  11. May 2, 2012 1:50 pm

    “I don’t know if Pyne is gay or not and frankly I don’t really care. But if he is then this is starting to look like the ALP is using it against him almost to the brink of “outing” him.”

    I would’ve thought that this was an accusation you could level at the LNP rather than the ALP….

  12. el gordo permalink
    May 2, 2012 1:51 pm

    They are very big on poetry at the cafe, mainly Western Australian.

    And I must protest Meta is trying to draw me out to left field, knowing I’m on a yellow card.

    I have nothing more to say…except that we do have a designated thread for that odourless gas and anything related to it.

  13. JAWS permalink
    May 2, 2012 1:57 pm

    “…..I would’ve thought that this was an accusation you could level at the LNP rather than the ALP….”

    So you dont think so.

    It was just a passing observation I s’pose.

    Just looks a tad suspect and seems more like an attempt to embarrass him into revealing more than he ordinarily would

  14. May 2, 2012 2:06 pm

    I think the ALP are more intent in making this look like another Godwin Gretch affair than they are about revealing that Pyne might be a screaming queen.

  15. JAWS permalink
    May 2, 2012 2:09 pm

    Perhaps

    But with the Feds now looking at the criminal element the civil stuff will fade away for a while

  16. James of North Melbourne permalink
    May 2, 2012 2:13 pm

    Slipper’s guilty or he’s not. If he’s not, and he’s been fitted up for all of this, then anyone linked to it should be booted, including Pyne.

    Now if I was the ALP, I’d be keeping my powder dry on this. Slipper looks guilty as sin and in that context, even if Pyne was “assisting” behind the scenes, so he bloody well should assist a bloke who’s been harrassed and witnessed a crime. So there’s no value in pursuing it now. If and when Slipper is found to be innocent, that’s the time to pursue conspirators.

    But there’s the whole problem with the ALP. They are so tied up trying to win the game of tactics, they forget that there’s also a game of strategy. Dumb as dog shit.

  17. James of North Melbourne permalink
    May 2, 2012 2:15 pm

    Take Albo for instance, declaring Slipper innocent only a couple of days before the cops decide they’d better launch a criminal investigation. And some are touting that imbecile as a potential leader.

  18. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 2, 2012 2:21 pm

    “I think the ALP are more intent in making this look like another Godwin Gretch affair than they are about revealing that Pyne might be a screaming queen.”

    This must be right. That is where the value for them is in this. The difference between this and the Gretch case was that here Ashby has filed legal process, presumably supported by sworn statements.

    “Now if I was the ALP, I’d be keeping my powder dry on this.”

    The ALP may be trying to get the connections out in the open so we can see what really went on behind the scenes. There is a risk that if they get it wrong they will look worse, but they are entitled to ask a few questions to try to flush out the back story.

  19. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 2, 2012 2:22 pm

    Albo – brain on vacation and mouth still working overtime.

  20. JAWS permalink
    May 2, 2012 3:35 pm

    “…………There is a risk that if they get it wrong they will look worse,……….”

    LOL

    Give ’em time…………just give ’em time

  21. JAWS permalink
    May 2, 2012 3:36 pm

    Albasleazy you mean………..

  22. May 2, 2012 3:38 pm

    So it appears that Christopher did in fact ask for Ashby’s phone number at eleven o’clock at night….

  23. JAWS permalink
    May 2, 2012 3:51 pm

    So are we implying he will run on AC and DC power ………………?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Pyne#Personal_life

  24. el gordo permalink
    May 2, 2012 3:56 pm

    🙂 ratty

  25. Meta permalink
    May 2, 2012 4:08 pm

    (Personally, I quite enjoyed the idea of Amanda Vanstone‘s delivering a backhanded compliment to an often red-faced Christopher Pyne.)

  26. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 2, 2012 4:26 pm

    http://www.tripadvisor.com/TravelersChoice-Destinations-cTop-g1

    Now I don’t want to be impolite, but who on earth would put London top of the places in the world to visit? It’s a top place if you’re not too choosey about food, wine or culture. It’s above Rome which is above Paris? Strange.

    How is San Francisco in the top 10?!! Los Angeles and Las Vegas in the top 25!!! Or Honolulu even on the list!!

    How can those places be in but the French/Italian Riviera is out!! Venice is out, but there’s a place for Sydney!!

    Prague but not Budapest!? Buenos Aires but not Rio!

    Whoever votes or selects this list needs to get out more.

  27. TB Queensland permalink
    May 2, 2012 5:46 pm

    Finally, a thread with poetry! Culture at last.

    FMD! There’s about as much culture here as a tub of yoghurt! 😆

  28. TB Queensland permalink
    May 2, 2012 5:48 pm

    Whoever votes or selects this list needs to get out more.</i.

    Hear! Hear!

    But avoid Melbourne like the plague! 😀

  29. el gordo permalink
    May 2, 2012 5:52 pm

    Greetings TB, hope all goes well with you?

  30. TB Queensland permalink
    May 2, 2012 6:09 pm

    G’day egg, posted to you at on Bill Shorten’s thread.

  31. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 2, 2012 7:08 pm

    Gillard pronounces Assange guilty prematurely and without justification.

    Abanese pronounces Slipper innocent prematurely and without justification.

    What is it with this government and their continual interference in due process?

  32. TB Queensland permalink
    May 2, 2012 7:15 pm

    erm, ToMMy and Co pronounce Assange innocent …

    ToMMy & Co pronounce Slipper guity …

    What is it with the right whingers continual BS!

  33. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 2, 2012 7:20 pm

    Thanks TB…

    ➢ Fair Work Aust provides adverse findings about Thomson.
    ➢ Police raid his former union.
    ➢ His mate is apparently caught interfering with evidence.
    ➢ Thomson still to make his comprehensive statement.
    ➢ He refuses to co-operate with police.

    It all points to one thing!!

    Craig has NO CASE TO ANSWER!

  34. TB Queensland permalink
    May 2, 2012 7:23 pm

    Why on earth would you bother – wireless is fine in Oz …

    Reminds me of the vehicle import laws in NZ … Kiwis were quite happy to drive around and continously repair 50 yo vehicles (not!) … but they did!

    http://www.news.com.au/technology/state-of-the-internet-reports-reveals-internet-speeds-around-the-world/story-e6frfro0-1226344876391

    If this doesn’t convince the Luddites in our community nothing will …

  35. James of North Melbourne permalink
    May 2, 2012 7:36 pm

    Actually I think the resident conservatives have been largely silent as to Assange’s guilt or otherwise. The far Lefties have pronounced him innocent of the rapes and a hero for his leaks.

    Most are torn between freedom of information and the dangers that come with it…

  36. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 2, 2012 7:41 pm

    But the Prime Minister said Assange is guilty. Maybe she was just making it up.

  37. TB Queensland permalink
    May 2, 2012 8:29 pm

    The far Lefties have pronounced him innocent of the rapes and a hero for his leaks.

    Yeah, James, I’ll concede that to you and ToMMY … ’tis true …

  38. el gordo permalink
    May 2, 2012 8:46 pm

    Craig did say that the raid on HSU east was nothing to do with him and I think we should respect his opinion.

  39. JAWS permalink
    May 2, 2012 11:05 pm

    Yes TB

    How many of those countries faster than our Internet speeds have rolled out a state funded fibre optic nbn

    Just proves we don’t need one or not the one that will cost us $70B

  40. Tom of Melbourne permalink
    May 3, 2012 9:55 am

    The defenders of Thomson, Slipper and union affiliation seem to have gone very quiet.

  41. TB Queensland permalink
    May 3, 2012 10:01 am

    Just proves we don’t need one or not the one that will cost us $70B

    $70B !?! .. could you explain your “proof” and numbers, please? (here’s me thinking WCAP were “accurate” bean counters … but then they are often “creative” I guess …

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    In other news here’s a new tax spending initiative you should all be pleased with … an alternative to the Malaysian Solition with a quick quid for you all and a free education thrown in …

    THE Federal Government will pay families up to $300 a week to temporarily house asylum seekers in their homes to help deal with the increasing flood of arrivals.

    http://www.news.com.au/national/aussies-asked-to-take-in-refugees/story-e6frfkvr-1226345214230

  42. JAWS permalink
    May 3, 2012 10:07 am

    But why would we ToM ?

    “Move along folks…………….There’s nothing to see here ……..“

  43. Neil of Sydney permalink
    May 3, 2012 11:32 am

    The defenders of Thomson, Slipper and union affiliation seem to have gone very quiet.”

    It should be mentioned that as recently as 30 April, TomR was still doing his Baghdad Bob routine. Talking about Slipper/Thomson

    http://sprayoftheday.wordpress.com/2012/04/30/media-war-ramps-up/#comment-1147

    What ‘scandal’, apart from unfounded allegations.”

  44. TB Queensland permalink
    May 3, 2012 12:18 pm

    We can’t discuss Slipper, Ashby, Pyne, or, Thomson, there are legal considerations and pending court action … :-~

  45. TB Queensland permalink
    May 3, 2012 12:19 pm

    I meant — 😕

  46. Splatterbottom permalink
    May 3, 2012 6:50 pm

    More questions for Pyne:

    THIS is the email that has sparked questions about what the Opposition knew about the sexual harassment and Cabcharge misuse allegations that has forced Speaker Peter Slipper to stand aside.

    The email sent on March 19, at 11.01pm asks “What’s James’ email address or mobile?”

    He gets a reply at 10.02pm “James.ashby”. Sources say the time difference is due to the Blackberry device that it was sent from being on Queensland time which was an hour behind at that time.

    Mr Pyne has said he could not remember sending the email.

    And on Wednesday he ducked questions about whether he had any email contact with Mr Ashby.

  47. Simon Finlay permalink
    December 14, 2012 2:12 pm

    I just hope that Labor can get a scalp over this horrid political smear campaign to which James Ashby has been deeply committed. Certainly there’s evidence Mal Brough was neck deep in it all and should immediately be struck out as a future member of federal politics.

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